Shiv calls the customer care
Right now, I called the HAIR-TEL customer care service, my internet was not working..i dialed the number and this is what happened…
---Call rings---
“Welcome to hair-tel customer care service, THANK YOU FOR BOTHERING US…
PRESS 1 FOR HINDI, 2 FOR ENGLISH,3 FOR ANY OTHER LANGUAGE”
(I pressed 3)
“YOU A**HOLE!! WHERE ARE YOU CALLING FROM??AFRICA?? GO BACK AND PRESS 1 OR 2”
(I PRESS 2)
DIAL YOUR MOBILE NUMBER
(I DIALED MY NUMBER)
YOUR NUMBER IS xx-xxx-xxx PRESS 1 IF ITS CORRECT, PRESS 2 IF YOU ARE A F***KIN ILLITERATE AND YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL
(I PRESS 1)
OK, SO YOU CAN COUNT,PRESS 1 FOR MOBILE PROBLEM,PRESS 2 BECAUSE YOU SCREWED UP YOUR INTERNET
(I PRESS 2)
PRESS 1 IF YOU ARE LEFTY, PRESS 2 IF YOU ARE RIGHT HANDED, PRESS 3 IF YOU DON’T HAVE HANDS
(WTF!!! PRESS 2)
PRESS ONE TO TALK TO OUR CUSTOMER CARE
(I PRESS 1)
SORRY,ALL OUR EXECUTIVES ARE BUSY,ACTUALLY WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM,SO,DON’T BE A 2 YR OLD GIRL AND STOP CRYIN ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM,FIX IT ON YOUR OWN,PRESS 1 IF YOU STILL HAVE NO SELF RESPECT AND WANT TO CONTINUE
(I PRESS 1)
*THEY CUT THE CALL*
ME-
*SHIV THROWS THE PHONE OUT OF THE WINDOW*
