1 YOU HAVE TO BE REALLY OLD (ANCIENT IS THE RIGHT WORD)
NOW IF YOU WANT TO BECOME THE PM OF INDIA THEN YOU HAVE TO BE REALLY OLD,I MEAN REAAALLLY OLD,YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN BORN WHEN DINOSAURS WERE ROAMING AROUND,YOU AGE SHOULD BE SO OLD THAT YOUR MIGHT HAVE TO BE DETERMINED BY CARBON DATING,MOST OF PEOPLE YOU KNOW SHOULD BE DEAD OR SO HELPLESS THAT EVEN DEATH DOESN’T WANT THEM
MORARJI DESAI WAS THE OLDEST PRIME MINISTER IN THE WORLD-WAS 81 YRS OLD WHEN HE BECAME THE PM OF INDIA
2) YOU NEED TO HAVE EVERY KNOWN DISEASE TO MANKIND
YOU MUST HAVE POOR EYESIGHT,JOINT PAINS,YOU SHOULD GO TO COMA ONCE IN A WHILE,THE MORE DISEASED YOU ARE THE BETTER THE CHANCES YOU HAVE, I THINK THE CRITERIA FOR SELECTION OF PRIME MINISTERS AND PRESIDENTS IS THE POLITICAL PARTIES MAKE A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKELY TO DIE IN THE NEXT FIVE YEARS(THE SOONER THE BETTER),AND THE PERSON WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO DIE IS SELECTED.
"ZINDA LASH"
ATAL BIHARI BAJPAYEE HAD SEVERE KNEE PROBLEMS THROUGHOUT HIS TERM IN THE OFFICE
3) YOU SHOULD HAVE ALL THE BEST DEGREES IN THE WORLD, YOU SHOULD BE VERY INTELLIGENT, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO GOVERNING THE COUNTRY, YOU HAVE TO BE SOMEONES SOCK PUPPET,YOU HAVE TO ASK MADAMJEE BEFORE YOU TAKE A DECISON ,ASK MADAMJEE BEFORE YOU TAKE A LEAK,ASK MADAMJEE BEFORE YOU TAKE A SHIT.
NEED I SAY ANYTHING ELSE???
SAD BUT TRUE.
