dEkHo eK CA Ja rAhA haIN....

FoUnd ThIS oN da nET-

Apni Profile ke bojh tale daba jaa raha hai,


Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,


Zindagi se hara hua hai,
Par " Balance sheet Tally " karne se haar nahi manata,
Apne excel sheet ki ek ek line ise rati hui hai,
Par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain, ye nahi janata,
Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

Das hazaar line ki file main error dhoond lete hain lekin,
Majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti,
PC pe hazaar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti,
Satuday-sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

linking karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
"Excel" ki priority kab maa-baap se high ho gayi,
Kitabon main gulab rakhne wala , cigerette ke dhuyen main kho gaya,
Dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi,
Weekends pe daroo peke jo jashna mana raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

Maze lena ho iske to pooch lo,
"Salary Increment" ki party kab dila rahe ho,
Hansi udana ho to pooch lo,
"Leave" pe kab ja rahe ho?
Wo dekho Leave se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

Kharche badh rahe hain,
Baal kam ho rahe hain,
Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain,
Lo phir se bus choot gayi, Auto se aa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

Pizza gale se nahi utarta,
To "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai,
Office ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta,
Maa ke hath ka wo khana baar roz yaad ata hai,
"Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi, free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

Aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiya,
Chartered Accountant ke jivan ka sach batati ye akhri kuch panktiyan,
Hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai,
Chartered Accountant wahi ban sakta hai, jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai,
Hum log jee jee ke marte hain , zindagi hai kuch aisi,

Ek fauj ki naukri, doosri Chartered Accountant ki , dono ek jaisi,
Is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai ..........

MJ-The tHRIlLER is No Mre..

the king of pop,is one wid da universe,u wre and olwz wil be da ultimate popstar,god bless ur soul.RIP
ur soul wil nt rest in heaven,it l ROCK IN HEAVEN!!!

my tribute 2 da mst over-rated star of our tyms...

AkShY kUmR BbY!!!...


1)m tired of seeing dat same old ten rupee haircut of his...
AK has been sporting his receding hairline in tashan,tasveer,CC2C(I luvd dis movie,i l appreciate it in pt.3)n kambakht ishq,dude hvnt u heard of make-overs,stop lawn mowing ur hair

2)Same ol expressions
y does AK alwz hve dat sme ol irritatd luk,lyk sum1 stck a bamboo stick up his ass ;),in da begng it lukd cute,but now akki has overdone it,it isnt funy ny mre,,m tird of him being funny

3)CC2C
chandni chowk 2 china,if u havent heard or watchd dis movie den u r da most sane persn on da face of dis planet,now dis movie is a classic,a "classic not 2 watch" movie,u d rathr contemplte suicide den watch dis movie.if u wnt ur kids to get scard,n ur elders 2 die of nausea and headache,den i d sugst u 2 buy a dvd,nd witnes hell

10 Most kIcKass RoCk sONgS

Boys listen to hip hop and men listen to Rock..
so amigos heres ma definative list on 10 songs that define badassery,definately not in sequential order,but every song has a cult status on its own.m a suckr for guitar riffs and evey song in here has classic piece of guitaring

1.Smells like teen spirit-Nirvana

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXO3OMGKPpw

kya nolun isske bare mein???dis song gives you nirvana,jst frees your soul,salvation....

n kurt u r god!!!king of guitar riffs

2.Born to be wild-Steppenwolf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdiWEmTpwCY

if motorbikes had their own country,dis would be there national anthem,classiC rock SONG which is often beleived to have introduced metal

3.Enter Sandman-Metallica

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QP-SIW6iKY

if u ever search da meaning of metallica in da dictionary kickass would be the defination,dis song has the history OF churning out da nastiest lyrics.rock on!!!


4.I disappear-Metallica

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqod6U6GgXw

Kick ASSSSSSSS


5.Hotel California-Eagles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4qEzSz1JSc

classic rock ,one of da most beautiful and meaningful songs ever written


6.Limp Bizkit-Mi2 themesong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdpP6ynPbiY

killer guitr riff in da opening

7.Smoke on the water-deep purple

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WX_4FNoto4

guitar abusing to da maximum



8.Stairway to heaven-led zepplin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA

spookiest song ever written,givs me goose bumps,rumoured to be a song praisind da devil wen played backwards


9.Back in black-AC/DC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXaZmY52gHM


dis song has attitude written all over it,also used in da hit movie iron man



10.iron man-Black sabbath

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tkLMI8me24


black sabbath are gods of rock,dis song definately lives in da heart of every rock addict

da list can go on and on....so do temme which rock song is ur fav ;-)
adios!!!

PAPPU DOESnt Vote but BlOGs sAala...

today is da D-day for indian politics as voting is taking place in many imprtnt places in da country,a lot of ma friends,relatives have votd,and feel gr8 abt it, and m being treated like an untouchable for not"excercising"my right.ppl find it hard 2 swallow wen i say dat i dont like 2 vote,i just dnt blve in da system,i mean m nt anti-democracy or smthng,but m jus anti-votng.
statistically speakng 60-70% of educated indians dont vote,da majority of voters are from the lower incme group,rural ppl,or the upper class.ppl are bought in rural places,loaded in2 trucks and brought 2 votng booths fr a packet of biryani and liquor,dis is a big slap on the indian political system, the upper class votes becz dey pretend to be patriotic,seeing the amount of tax evasion dese rich ppl do,i know how patriotic dese guyz are
now letz talk abt da sufrng clas-da middle clas,it isnt suprising dat dey dnt vote coz dey are not at al botherd,whovr cms in power wil ultimatly screw da midle clas.
i sympathise wid da midle clas and partly agree wid dem,being a young midle clas indian myslf,i noe hw mch da inflation and tax policies hurt.bt i urge 2dayz youth to be proactive,vote if you like,but dnt mke patriotism a once in 5yr event,do smthng directly fr ur country,join an ngo,help poor children,spnd sum tme in old age homes
vote for youngsters in politics,nt da ones with a family background in politics :-p,cooperate wid young ias and ips,dont vote jus becoz ul get a discount at a particular garment shop,vote if u want 2,but dont waste time putng your hopes on sum 60+oldie.

Whos dA rat???

fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com-awesumm man,kick ass!!!!

IPL vs PCD

last week 2 thngs pissed me off, numero uno the IPL,and second the pussy cat dolls,da 1st one for killing da classiness of a sport,and da secnd one for ripping apart a shitty song.m nt a cricket buff but fr me a cricket is a gentlemen s game,one days or test cricket,50 overs per side is da thng,we dnt ned scantily clad women to enjoy a sixer or a four,20-20 is da new fad,wat nxt,toss da coin nd bdecide hus gonna win??
pussy cat doll's "jai whoe",(spelling mistake intended),coz dats wat it sounds like,i mean wat was dat, pure bull shit.

chlo guyz,u njoy ipl.da only gud thng abt ipl is less traffic in da eveningzz..byyee