S MAN V/S THE K WOMEN ;)

Story of Every Ekta Kapoor/Saas Bahu Soap ever made(or to be made)


1)The girl is Blind/has a Dark Complexion/is Deaf/Dumb/short/ugly like sh*t(looks like a result of breeding between Great Khali and Johnny lever)/has 200076 teeth in her mouth/has two heads (none of them having a brain)






2)If She is rich,She is arrogant,and falls for a poor guy,if shes poor she falls for a super rich guy,who comes from A SUPER DUPER RICH “BUSINESS” FAMILY,WHERE MEN AND WOMEN WEAR FANCY CLOTHES THE WHOLE DAY,ENGAGE IN CHOOGLI(GOD KNOWS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY GO TO WORK TO BE SO “RICH”)




3)The rich boy/rich girl has a mother who is proud/arrogant/bitchy.cunning and wears fancy sarees and jewellary,and doesn’t even go to the bathroom without her 12 hour makeup on.




4)Basically the men in the family are USELESS,ALL THEY DO IS SIT IN THE CORNER,GET SCOLDED BY THEIR WIVES/SIGN WRONG DOCUMENTS WHICH LEADS TO TFR OF PROPERTY ETC ETC





5)There is also a grandma who is 5 billion years old,who refuses to die,whereas every 20 year old in the serial regularly dies of a bullet shot/explosion/cancer/AIDS/PILES




6)After the love affair,singing and dancing,the boy/girl get married to someone else,now a long series of remarriages start(takes about 10 years to complete and about 1000 years for the viewer to understand)
This is my humble attempt to make you understand how it happens-

Step 1-Original Husband/Wife dies
Step2-Girl/Boy marry dead Husband/Wife ki Bhai/Behen
Step3-The Person in Step 1 comes back
Step 4-Divorce of Sep 2
Step5-Person of Step 3 already marries another Boy/Girl
Step6-Person in Step 2 and 5 fall in love and marry
Step7-Person born from Step6 marries person born from Step 2
Step8-Viewer loses his/her mind marries his dog,dies from intense pain in the brain/goes into a coma