How to make your own celebrities :P

These are my perfect ingrediants for making your bollywood/hollywood star,if u get offended after reading this coz i kicked arses of your favrt celebrities,well SCREW YOU!! :-P

1)FIRST CELEBRITY-INGREDIENTS-

SUPERMAN








PLUS


BATMAN






PLUS

SPIDERMAN






PLUS




A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION TO MAGNIFY ALL THEIR POWERS MILLION TIMES






AND THE MOST IMPORTANT
NOTE-DO NOT FORGET,OR YOUR EXPERIMENT WILL MOST DEFINITELY FAIL---



IDLI SAMBAR




AND YOU HAVE THE ONE,THE ONLY,THE AMAZING,INCREDIBLE,BALD,BLACK,BUDHA












ENNA RASCALA MIND IT!!!


2)FOR MAKING THE 2ND CELEBRITY-INGREDIENTS-
SOME REALLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY FAAATTTTTTTTTTT AND UGLY LIPS



I MEAN REAALLLLLLLY FAAAAATTT


PLUS

A FROG-ANY SIMPLE FROG,BUT THE ONLY CONDITION IS SHOULDN'T ACT BETTER THAN PRIYANKA CHOPRA




AND YOU GET.......

EUREKA!!!!





3)THIRD CELEBRITY-INGREDIENTS
A BAT



PLUS

A FRIDGE



NOW ALL YA GOTTA DO IS PUT DEAD BAT IN THE FRIDGE FOR CLOSE TO A MILLION YEARS,WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT MAKE SURE IT IS STINKING,HAS PALM TREES GROWING PN HIS HEAD INSTEAD OF HAIR AND HAS 600 PACK ABS..MAKE SURE HE SPEAKS STUPID MUSHY ROMANTIC STUFF TOO….AND VOILA……..



THE ULTIMATE DOUCHE BAG OF ALL

ROBERT KISKA-SON




4)FOURTH CELEBRITY-INGREDIENTS

SILICON CHIPS
FIND SOME REALLY CHEAP QUALITY SILICON CHIPS..THAT CAN MALFUNCTION ANYTIME ANYWHERE( PREFERABLY A REALITY SHOW)



CRY BABY
A CRY BABY WHICH CAN CRY UNTIL 21 DEC 2012




AND YOU GET....
MRI JAAN RAKHI SAWANT :-P