Wednesday, January 20, 2010

WhAt If.....ParT-1

Here i was relax-singh in my room,surfing da net,drinking tea..and..SUDDENLY... a thought came to my mind,what if there was no internet,no cellphones,no computers,no TV,no ipods,NO BALDY RAGHU TO TEACH YOUNG KIDS HOW TO SWEAR...NO EKTA KAPOOR SERIALS.....OMG!!.....WHAT IF WE WERE STILL IN THE STONE AGE.....

1)IF THERE WAS NO EKTA KAPOOR SERIAL-
Women would naturally be unhappy,they would have to do boring things like taking care of kids,cooking food,cleaning the cave,no endless weepings..no jina marna fir jeena fir marna fir jeena,no 1000 shadis per women in a serial,and baa would not be the 300 year old women she is

2)NO PHACEBOOK,CHIRKUT OR TWEEEETER
No social networking!!!,how would we say hi and heloz to people we hardly care about,how would we do FRAAANDSHIP wid girls,how would we throw sheep,logs of wood,stones,god knows what nots at people,how would we constantly post updates for people who give a hog shit about our lives!!

3)NO ROADIES..SPLITSVILLA...RAKHI KA SWAYAMVAR,RAKHI KI SUHAGRAAT :P
No MTV!!!,no stupid reality shows,..how will our kids learn to say maa ki nd behen ki galiss,how will rakhi sawant earn a living :O

MORE WHAT IF'S COMING SOON...:P

3 comments:

  1. hahahaah.....]bhai what if there was no nimit???
    n ast hai yaar...
    jaldi part II bna.....m waiting..4 it...rilly very interesting thing....

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  2. well nw i cn say dat u hav watched 1000s of episodes of saas bahu ka serials n waise ur absolutely ri8 baaki to mujhe nhi pata dat kaise humne manage karna hota or kya kya miss kartey...bt bt bt agar internet nhi hota n ye chirkut nhi hota n den tumhara blog sbse zyada miss kiya jaata .....ek suggestion du kya ....kya ca kar rahe ho....advertsing world mein jao.......roz tv pe dekhenge fir tumko.....mast hai yaar bahot ....looking forward fr more of dat.....

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  3. well said. and to the rest i will say,long live ekta kapoor, rakhi sawant and twitter/facebook!

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