Attack of the Anti-gs(Auntyjis)

i ws surfin da net and dis is wat i found out-
Dinosaurs lived for??-160 million years
Genghis khan lived for??-65 yrs
Hitler lived for??-56 yrs
Auntyjis will live for??- *critical error* *system needs to shutdown*

dettol wali auntyji galat bolti hain,kitanu har jagah nahi,anti-g har jagah milti hain,apke ghar mn,pados mein,etc etc

yes friends and girl friends,no matter where you are,you are never too far frm an anti-g

different types of anti-g

1)Mummy ki dost anti-g

Genrly ghar ke ek km ke radius pe milti hain,inko pokes-her-nose-in2-evrythng anti-g b bolte hn

2)Relative anti-g

Genrly found in your family,tends to know evrythng about da famly,and will insult you to death if you score half a mark less then their kid,and no matter what you do,you will always be inferior to their kids,inka main weapon comparision hta hn
example-
aunty-beta shiv tmhare maths mn kitne numbr aye??
shv-aunty 100 mn se 560
auntyji-mri bete ke 561 te,koi ni,tum usse padh lia kro