Tuesday, March 9, 2010

MY Stupid Facebook/Orkut Communities



I am tired of getting invitations to all kinds of stupid facebook/orkut communities

being the vella i am i was thinking if i made some communities what would their names be-


1)IT BURNS WHEN I PEE
do i have to elaborate on this??


2)IT HURTS WHEN SOMEBODY KICKS ME IN THE GROIN
Ouch!!!

3)I WAS IN MY TOILET WHEN SACHIN MADE 200

theres a page called i was alive when sachin made 200,hw stupid..dude what difference does it make where you were,when sachin made 200,i luv him,no doubt,but no point joining stupid communities

4)I HATE THOSE WHO HATE THOSE WHO HATE THOSE WHO HATE INDIA

I love my India :)

5) I MAKE MY OWN RULES AND I AM STYLISH AND I LUV BEER AND I HAVE ATTITUDE AND I LOVE SHOPPING AND CHOCOLATES AND I AM COOL (In short you are a jerk)

pretty much covers every community

4 comments:

  1. yarrr....sachi jitna mein wait karti ho utna hi padhne mein maza ata hai.....its showwss dat u r SHIV....THE SHIV

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  2. Mr. chandler bing part 2.........khud ne to kuch 171 communitiz join ki hai.......wo bhi orkut ki.....ab becharey invitation bhejte hain to kr liya karo accept....gareebo ka bhi bhala ho jae...kyu badnaam kr rhe ho.....or izzat utaari wo alag....bt utri bhi to kya shaan se....wo bhi aapke blog mein.....koi choti baat hai bhala ....hehehe.......awsm....mazaa aayaa padh k.....gr8 job shiv........

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  3. mast hn yarr... seriously tra blog padne me maza ata hn.. too gud...

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  4. ye 4th point me kuch jyada hi hatred ho gaya h... do u hate india or love india??? cause u say u hate those who hate those who hate india!!!!

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