ItZ FiNger lIcKiN gOOd ;-)

Sry mumbaikars n dere pav bhajjis , bt dilli is the stret food capitl of da country,itz a paradise fr junk food luvrs like me,i mean who dsnt like gol gappas or da hot n spicy kacchoris near sheikh sarai,da yummy parathas of paranthe walli gali.

Saddi dilli knows how to please ur gastronomic temptations, I ve sen guys getng dwn frm dere sedans n rikshaw wallas enjoyng der chowmein 2 gthr,itz nt luv,nor da universl brotherhood ,its gud food dat brings ppl 2gthr…

Our city has adopted 2 evry type of cuisine,be it American or Chinese, u cn hve delicious Chinese food at tibet markt,n da roadside momos taste 2 gud…nothing beatz dose jalebies at ur neighborhood halwai n dose tasty rolls at venky.u cn hve a burgr at 5rs,n u cnt cl urslf diliwalla if u hvnt ben 2 paranthewali galli, or da chaat bhandar at upsc.n it wont burn a hole at ur pokt

Go 2 khalsa nd u l c da wrld famous magi walla,hus made a foRtune by making magi n selling it to du students!!!

I recently had delicious halwa at ghante walla halwai,whch is at chandni chowk , n has ben fr mre dan 400 yrs.i heard abt a plce at chndni chowk dat sells gol guppa wid 12 varieties f watr,well gotta chk dat out soon!!

Deres food fr evry 1 , I mean m a veggie,nd I cn hve al delicious veggie street foods,widout thnkng twice,sme fr non veggies who swear by der karims.

no matr how desi mc donalds n kfc try 2 bcme,betaa u cn beat da street fud...i heard dat street fud shops wud be closd becoz f common wealth,in ordr 2 create a "cleanr delhi",itz a prt f our heritge,y dont dey break da old monumntz den...they luk ugly, nd dnt mke dilli luk betr...

Bt da wrd of caution is if u hve junk food mke sure itz a hygienic plce,nd da food is servd hot…n nvr drnk watr,alwz cAry minrl watr or kam chalao wid a cold drnk

Dilli luvz wat it does, n does it luv itz fud??hell yeah!!

rOti,kAPdA,MakaN,OrKuT...

We live by it,we swear by it,Our generation hs seen mobiles,pcs,internet,lcd’s blah blah blah, but only 5 lettrs define our generation O R K U T,the opium of our generation, the concept dat tuk da wrld by storm-social netwrkng n da pioneer among dem was our pyara lil chirkut….
Orkut has bcme an integral prt of our lives,I mean I m addictd to orkut,nd millions of young Indians like me are….nd itz a gr8 way to meet n interact wid new n intrestng ppl.dese days guyz ask how to add ech odr on orkt bfre evn xchngng his,helozzz,wats ur name n khana khake jaanassss.
Da fny thng is a lot f my friends chk a girl is single or committed , n den add her,dude agar who 4 bachho ki maa bi ho toh kya farak pdta hain..she isn’t gonna cme out n kiss u.
i wont discuss the downside of orkuttin I mean da fake profiles,hacking nd stuff,jus a piece f advice kep changing ur paswrdz and nevr trust ppl on orkt.n nevr let it take ovr ur life,dnt spnd countless hourz on it, wel I spend ma countlz hrs on it :-P

Y DIlii 6 suckd ....

Don’t get me wrong,I luvd dilli 6,it’s a rly gud movie 2 watch n I rly admire rakesh mehra , hes one f dose few sensible directors lft in our country.but m nt dat impresd with the depiction of saddi dilli in the movie….
I just don’t get it I mean,is chandni chowk the only god damn place in the world that shows the real dilli, I mean I v ben 2 paranthewali gali a thousand times,and frankly I love old delhi,but I don’t see the old world charm nymre,I don’t see qawalli wallas singing , nor those happy go lucky Punjabi families shown in dilli 6,stand in those crowded lanes for some time n u l see a couple on their scooter wid their pappus and pinkys addressing your mothers and sisters and telng u 2 mke way.spend some time in dilli 6 and u l realize how commercialized the walled city has become...
When you enter chandni chowk,the first thing you see is Mc.Donalds,I mean,wake up guyz,or rathr move on…..

i read an article in the newspaper junior b sed m a dilliwalla, “I luv dilli coz I studied ma 4th grade in a delhi school”.dude,hve u lost ur mind???itz like MY PLANE FLEW OVR DELHI ONCE AND HENCE M A DILLIWALLA,ur a mumbaikar dude,b dat way,dnt say stupid thngs 2 promote your movie…

But I guess itz a movie and thingz hve 2 b dramatized….1 more thng to mr.mehra ..dilli is not a Punjabi city…itz a cosmopolitan goddamit,itz not about fat Punjabi ladies having a laugh nd making pickles on rooftops.its a city dats evolving evry secnd,women r working nw,ppl don’t give a damn abt anything nw,ppl are ruthless,evn in dilli 6....


A lot of south Indians,bongs,ppl frm the north east,biharis,etccc have contributed a lot to this city both economically and socially ,so please wake up.show us 2,we v livd here for generations and we r 1000%dilliwalas…
But guys dilli 6 rockd,becoz it hd a mesg,itz al abt luv ppl,spread luv nt war…n b a dill walla….b a dilli walla :-)

d.E.s.T.I.N.y

As i sip my cup of coffee and ponder over all dose stupid questions that come around in my mind,deres a sadabahar one,what is destiny???is it true???can lines on our hands really determine our lives??
we all know paul cohelo s alchemist and "the universe conspires for it" theory, if it was so den y y were not the thousand of jews saved in concentration camps,when they prayed to god to get saved????,y didnt the universe"conspire"anythng??? bullshit....m rly amazed y ppl find alchemist so inspiring,i mean, heres a book which tells da guy to follow some stupid star and prophecies to achieve your destiny... if there is something called destiny,n we r supposed to get watevr is pre -decided for us,den y take da pain of following the "hints",reading the YOUR FATE TODAY columns in newspapers,and listening to Bejan daruwallas,nd battliwalas and chaddiwallas...it wont mke any difference

i jus believe in myself, my abilities to succeed in life,u make ur own destiny,u can achieve nythng u want,provided u work in a smart way,if u blame ur failures in life on destiny,u wont learn a thing abt ur weaknesses and you cant strike back.destiny demotivates you than inspiring to achieve in live

i guess wen m 85 yr old man,rotting away sumwre in a cornr alotted by the losers i spawned,sitting on a wheelchair,pissing in ma pants,thinking how screwed up ma life is,n lukng bck,mayb den i l tke a stand on destiny,whether i shud believe it or not...bt as of nw i trust michelle jean nidtech bhai- '
"it's choice--not chance--that determines your destiny"


adios amigos!!!

ITT BEGINS :-(

TIME:6.45 AM,PLACE:INSTITUTE OF CA’S OF INDIA,VISHWAS NAGAR BRANCH
THE REASON: INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY TORTURE (TRAINING :-P)
Here I am standing outside my classroom where ca students are taught everything about computers that they already know or things that they l nvr use in their lives…I guess that’s very common in my course now….
I guess I love observing people,its my favorite pass time, people just love staring at random objects when they are in a new environment,sizing other ppl,thinking about ways to break the ice,to start talking to that cute looking gal…fantasizing about their lives….

I was busy listening to songs when a big guy comes up to me and says bhayya yahan IT ki clas ke liye aaye ho???,I thought no dude we are from the international federation of pav bhajji wallas and we are looking for a guy to endorse our products,nyways I sed haan bhayya..

People sometimes ask you the questions that have an obvious answer,and that drives me nuts..like a relative of mine met me after 10 years and said kitna badda ho gaya hain shiva,I thot no dude m just on steroids,and it works gr88,would you like to try some???

LIFE IS SO INSANE……


BEST OF LUCK TO ALL THOSE GIVING BOARDS :-D(go n study!!!:-@)
p.s.do thank me for this ;-)

WeLcoME

Here I am,sitting on a lousy sunday afternoon,trying to "enjoy"my weekend,trying to figure out my life,getting even more confused in the process...gotta do something,something that excites me..EUREKA!!!! let me move ma lazy ass to my pc and lemme make a blog...hmm..sounds gud...lets do it....opened blogger..hmm....wat should i name my blog...bricks and brats..brinjals and pumpkins????:-P,hw about ash and thunder??sounds gud...yeah so i made an account,now what??:-(