“mY NAMe Is PAppu”

There are 3 types of successful actors in bollywood in the world, one who work hard and make it big, two, who don't work hard and make it big, and then there are people who k-k-k-kompletely don’t have the looks, or the acting skills, but make it big in bollywood. They buy stupid teams like K-K-K-K-KOLKATA KNIGHTRIDERS; yes ladies and gentlemen the one and only PAPPU KHAN.

“PAPPU KHAN’S GUIDE TO MAKE A SUPER DUPER HIT MOVIE”

1) NEW HEROINES

Give new talent a chance, bring a new heroine,even she is 45 years younger then you, you might be born in the 12th century, but still you will play a college going guy

2) THE “OPEN YOUR ARMS AND SLOWLY GHUMO” STEP

Pappu khan once told me that he copied this step from a beggar at New Delhi railway station, so no matter where you are, in a movie, in a stadium watching your team play, or pooping in the bathroom, just do it.

3) “I AM KING KONG(OOPS KING KHAN),BAADSHAH” TECHNIQUE

Keep repeating these words, shout them loud in front of media ,even if no one is listening, din mein 1001 bar,this will surely boost your self confidence, but the only side effect is you might be getting 250 volt shocks, in a mental hospital, where your family members may leave you at.

4) K-K-K-KONTROVERSY!!

My name is pappu, yes pappu!!! And when you are pappu, you are discriminated , you are checked at airports, cry about it, make noise, invite players from pappistan, roll naked on the floor, make love to a donkey, do whatever you can, just generate some hype.


FOLLOW THESE RULES, AND MAKE A HIT movie PAPPU ISSSHTYLE ;)

NOTE-ALL PAPPU FANS,IF YOU WERE HURT AND FEEL LIKE KILLING ME,ITS WAS TOTALLY INTENDED :)