1 )Result poochne ki khujli…
Magically, out of no where I get a call from my mummy ki behen ke bhai ke beti ke kutte ki dog trainer ki padosi ke ladkey ke dost ki saying-
“Shiv bhai,Mein bankey lal bihari,apne pcc ka paper diya tha,kya hua result ka??”
Me-“Saley peep peep peep @#@#$# rakh phone!!”
I mean these are the people who dont give a damn about my life, and result ke din inko meri bahut yaad ajati hain
2) Obvious chizein puchne ki khujli….
Rat ko do baje I get 25 missed calls,i wake up and I call back
Me-“Bol Bhai”
Mr.xxx-“Bhai So to nai raha tha??”
Me-“Nai mein kabristan mein night shift ki job karra hun”
3) "Mein bol raha hun" khujli….
One day I get a call-
Mr.XXX-"Hello Shiv"
Me-"Han kaun??"
Mr.XXX-"Bhai,mein bol raha hun"
Me-"Bol to mein bi raha hun..Tu hain kon??"
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ReplyDeletebhai waise khujli kon hai?????
i mean uss dost ka naam to bta...sala jo raat ke 2 bje bhi phone karta hai....
ONE MAJOR KHUJLI BY MY PAL MANOJ-
ReplyDelete"lik mis cal per calback kerne per samne wale puchta hai "aap kaunn.... saale tune miscal di and mere se puch raha hai aap kaun "
WAH MANOJ BABA TUSSI GR8 HO :)